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It’s Maxim HTH Time, Please Vote for Jenn Thomas!

It’s Maxim HTH Time, Please Vote for Jenn Thomas!

What fun fact, talent, or mutant superpower of yours should guys know about?: Well sometimes I feel like Superwoman and then sometimes I think I'm just plain nuts. I own and manage several small businesses and am also in Real Estate so needless to say I am really, really good at multi-tasking. What's the craziest thing you've ever done?: I swam [...]

Why I didn’t buy you a drink… The Etiquette of Intersexual Drink Buying.

Why I didn’t buy you a drink… The Etiquette of Intersexual Drink Buying.

Here's a funny Craigslist "personals/missed connections" post... "Seriously, you’re not gonna buy me a drink? What’s your problem?" Well sweetheart, let me explain to you in detail my logic regarding this decision that you found so unbelievable: We established during our conversation that we are both broke-ass fine arts students. Why [...]

Mexico Drug Cartel Map

Mexico Drug Cartel Map

Since my girlfriend has been in Mexico for the past two weeks, I have begun researching which Mexican drug cartel might be killing her soon. She claims that the US Media is "blowing the situation out of control." I'm not sure what to believe. (more…)

Scientist reveals what men REALLY think of when they look at a girlie calendar

Scientist reveals what men REALLY think of when they look at a girlie calendar

Sexy calendars and pictures of topless models in tabloid newspapers really do lead men to think of women as objects, research shows. When men are shown images of women in bikinis, the part of the brain they use when thinking about DIY tools and other objects lights up. At the same time, the region they use to try to tune into another [...]

Valentine’s Day: The Worst Consumer Holiday Ever

Valentine’s Day: The Worst Consumer Holiday Ever

The annual calendar is peppered with deplorable consumer holidays. Some have origins in ancient customs or religious traditions, while others were conceived by individuals or governments. But whatever their roots most are now characterized by an unabashed, cynical commercialism. The Worst Commercial Holiday Contenders Being the West's [...]

I’m Not Your Boyfriend

I’m Not Your Boyfriend

I once used a sinusoidal function with an e^(-x) term to explain to a ex-girlfriend why we needed to breakup (emotion was plotted as a function of time). The romantic in me appreciates that math can be used to explain why a relationship ought to start, not just end. (more…)

If you suspect TERRORISM, carry a notepad with you

If you suspect TERRORISM, carry a notepad with you

I'm not sure exactly why, but this "advisory" is mildly amusing. I found it this weekend in a NYC underground parking garage while we were waiting for our car. I hope everyone has a pen and pad in their pockets to write down their suspect descriptions... Once again sorry about the quality, I need to start carrying around a small digital [...]

NYC Seizes Designer Fakes in Chinatown Valued at More Than $1 Million

NYC Seizes Designer Fakes in Chinatown Valued at More Than $1 Million

NEW YORK — More than $1 million of counterfeit Gucci, Prada, Fendi, Rolex and Coach goods have been seized in an early morning Chinatown raid by the Mayor's Office of Special Enforcement. The raid Tuesday came after a two-month investigation by city officials in the special unit, which was created in 2006 to crack down on trademark [...]

Write an Online Bulk Image Downloader Using BASH

Write an Online Bulk Image Downloader Using BASH

So my girlfriend tells me that I need to download several large image files from a photographer's website. I manage her online portfolio/website so I'm used to these types of requests... but this time I was going to find a better way to "leech them all." So anyway, she IM's me the URL for her most recent shoot... I was greeted by a nice default [...]