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Grown Adult Actually Expects To Be Happy


That’s not funny, Onion. You’re supposed to make me laugh, not cry.The Onion logo

According to incredulous sources, local hardware store employee and grown adult human being Rob Peterson, 37, actually expects to be happy in life.

Despite possessing a fully developed brain and a general awareness of the fundamental nature of existence, sources said Peterson apparently continues to believe that achieving long-lasting happiness is somehow possible.

The Onion really has perfected dark humor.


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