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Obama Revises Campaign Promise Of “Change” To “Relatively Minor Readjustments In Certain Favorable Policy Areas”


WASHINGTON – In a slight shift from his campaign trail promise, President Obama announced Monday that his administration’s message of “Change” has been modified to the somewhat more restrained slogan “Relatively Minor Readjustments in Certain Favorable Policy Areas.” The Onion logo“Today, Americans face a great many challenges, and I hear your desperate calls for barely measurable and largely symbolic improvements in the status quo,” said Obama, who vowed never to waver in his fight for every last infinitesimal nudge forward on the controversial issues of torture and the military ban on homosexuals. “Remember: Yes we can, if by that you mean tiptoeing around potentially unpopular decisions that could alienate a large segment of the populace.” Washington insiders said that, while the new mottos are certainly in keeping with Obama’s pledge of government transparency, they are significantly less catchy.


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One Response to “Obama Revises Campaign Promise Of “Change” To “Relatively Minor Readjustments In Certain Favorable Policy Areas””

  1. Claud Schepers says:

    Maybe I will try again later…but i’m taking a break from this now, its getting frustrating.

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