| Friday May 27th 2016

Buy your own Al Qaeda-approved OFFICIAL terrorist watch

Casio F91WDon’t forget, folks, that you too can own the Casio F91W, the wristwatch considered by America’s crack anti-terrorist experts as a sure sign of terrorist affiliations. Just $12!

My Nixie tube watch looks much more menacing than this sedate Casio job, but the secret IED detonator hidden in every F91W is the bomb.

They are also available in a range of classic terrorist colors such as lavender and pumpkin.

(Don’t worry if they’re sold out: you can always go on the terrorist watch list.)

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