| Saturday May 28th 2016

What is “liquid ass?”

I was looking at my Amazon affiliate sales report just now, and I noticed that someone bought a product called “liquid ass” for $5.12. I wondered what it could be, so I clicked the link. Here’s what I learned…

Liquid assThis 30ml (1 fl oz) Liquid ASS spray bottle mists out silently, emitting a mega-powerful gawd-awful ASS smell that can last for hours. Brings an instant punch of vile ASS odor to any location! FAA regulations currently allow travelers to carry liquids on board in containers holding 100ml (3.4oz) or less … but that’s only because the folks at the Department of Homeland Security have never caught a whiff of liquid ASS! So order today, before this weapon of nasal destruction is banned from any enclosed space.

Product Features
• Highly concentrated, super-horrible smelling fart spray
• Smells like ASS … only worse
• 30ml (1 fl oz) size enough for many room-evacuating emissions
• Bring the vile nauseating stench of ASS to your next party or office meeting
• Simple application instructions are printed onto the bottle

Of course, the Amazon report does not tell me who bought the bottle of Liquid Ass, which is as it should be. But I would love to have the person who bought this stuff explain why he or she bought it. Please let me know in the comments thread!

Liquid Ass

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One Response to “What is “liquid ass?””

  1. pointofnoreturn says:

    I have had more fun with this stuff. To see and here people react to the smell of Liquid Ass is soooo funny. I will go to the bathroom and spray it while I am in the stall and listen to peoples reaction when they walk in. While at work I will spray it in an area and then call a coworker over to pretend I need to ask him a question. To see their face when that smell hits their nose is priceless. I have 1 co-worker and all I have to do is reach my hand in my pocket and look at him and he starts running because he thinks I am going to spray Liquid Ass. It is awful fun!

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