Queue the gasp! Google is out to get you!

First of all, anyone who has been on the Internet for five minutes knows that any online service is gathering as much data as possible on all of us. It’s not news.

What is news, apparently, is that it’s all part of some worldwide conspiracy to take over the world.

So let’s say Google succeeds in their devious plans to take over. Planet earth becomes Google Earth. What can we expect to see?

I’ve been to the Google campus. I’ve seen it with my own eyes. There are free bicycles everywhere, and a great public transportation system. Everyone is happy and having fun. I’ve been to parties at Google and it was free food, drinks, and entertainment as far as the eye could see.

I, for one, welcome our new Google overlords.

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